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Elementary Students Subject To Demonology In-class yoga

This isn't prayer to the one true God, but a pose to the yogi god.

This isn’t prayer to the one true God, but a pose to the yogi god.

CHARLOTTE, N.C. – Don’t be offended if Mrs. Jodi McKay’s third grade class doesn’t get up. They’re getting their yoga on.

For five weeks, these third graders have been exploring the ancient practice, and believe it or not, they’re getting pretty good at it.

“We had about a week of sillies, where they laughed at all of it, the poses were goofy, the activities were silly,” said Mrs. McKay.

Since then, these 9- and 10-year-olds have learned to look inward. Something their age group isn’t exactly known for.

The teachers turned to yoga after class discipline became a problem. It hasn’t totally wiped that out, but at least everyone feels a little better about it. Read more.

It is important to note that temporary relief is Satan’s speciality, if it will satisfy long term disappointment and a permanent hell. In this hour it is important to train your children in the admonition of the Lord and give them to God early. Homeschool if you are able, otherwise spend large amounts of time praying and training them in righteousness.

Study Shows Liberals Are Psycho (Demonized?!?)

Exposing the Devil’s Playbook

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It is a simple strategy on the outside, but it is still hard to maintain because of pesky praying Christians. The world without our presence would be hell on earth. The church is responsible for true hospitals and true charitable organizations. Not like the philanthropy of Bill Gates (another discussion).

The first order of business is communication. Make sure that my message is communicated the loudest and the longest. Start using Disney. We will teach them magic. You must get them young. I want my demons to fill their heart early. If I can get the father or brother to molest the girls it makes our job easier. Make sure my message is preached on all outlets. This includes mailing seductive advertisements with witchcraft on them. This includes television, radio, and Internet shows. This includes preschool all the way to a doctoral degree. Make sure our message is concentrated in seminary.

As they preach and teach the message we gave them, their hearts will belong to us. Whatever good they think of, will be like filthy rags to God. Keep filling the children with our message. They will become my greatest allies.

The current Barna study indicates that nearly half of all Americans who accept Jesus Christ as their savior do so before reaching the age of 13 (43%), and that two out of three born again Christians (64%) made that commitment to Christ before their 18th birthday.

The second strategy is to bully the Christian message. We must censor them. Have them use God in their music instead of Jesus. I have thousands who are my slaves in the “Christian” music industry and they will unknowingly be singing my praise. They will not miss the name Jesus from the lyrics. Our greatest hits will not have his name. His name to us is evil. It must not be in our tongues at all. Use the name God that’s fine. But that name is going to be problematic. Have them sing about ocean waves, stars, and their troubles, but they had better keep Jesus name off of their lips or else I will strip them from the fame and the glory I gave them. As long as they sing my praises unknowingly I will send them people to worship me and those people will glory in them and not in Jesus Christ. The band or artist name will be on their lips and not Jesus.

The third strategy is our most difficult. Preventing the power Christians from opening their powerful lips. These are Christians who spend hours everyday in prayer. God hears them and they are very dangerous to the kingdom of darkness. These Christians are the ones holding us back from inflicting more pain on the earth. These Christians are resilient and many of them, you will never see in the open. Make no mistake God has given them power to open hell and cast demons inside. Our best strategy against them is to exploit their weakness. Keep in mind they can still be dangerous. God’s grace allows them to fall and then get back up. Some of our greatest weapons against them is python, appoloyon, and my warrior evil spirit. We will discourage them from praying. Send ungodly people to argue with them, let my servants waste their time. The main goal is to use whatever you can to stop the stream of prayer. Because of their righteous living, God hears their prayer and their cries are damaging to our kingdom. I took prayer out of schools because when children pray to Jesus, its like the venom of a baby snake more lethal than adult snake. Let’s get to work and end all Christian prayer. I am working on the military now to remove the invocations/prayers from their ceremonies because some of those chaplains are problematic to my kingdom. Prayer to Jesus must simply be stopped at all cost. Wherever you see it. Interrupt it. Do not allow children to pray at all. Stop them early.

The fourth strategy is to kill them. This strategy as you know can only be done with God’s permission. It’s not really a strategy as some of these martyrs do more harm then good to our kingdom. It is almost better to make them look like fools in front of the world, this serves us a little better. However, I understand your hate sometimes just drives you to kill them, when permission is given.

I want to thank Beyonce and Katy Perry. They have successfully, all by themselves I might add, delivered over 1000 people to hell. Their music was the catalyst. Good job on those suicides and club deaths. I am raising new artists that will replace you, and if those numbers don’t increase your future existence is on the line. – Your slavemaster, Satan

DEATH, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE

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There are many who fear the man with the gun or the man with the bomb. I declare to you today there is someone else you should be concerned with. Someone who is more powerful than you can image. Someone who holds space within his mind and voice. Someone who can speak into existence something out of nothing and make all the mountains of the earth bow before him. This man is so powerful that death could not hold him. Those demonic beings could not cause the temptation within his members to fall. This man is the King of kings and Lord of all Lords. He is the Almighty God.

Kiss his son, or he will be angry and your way will lead to your destruction, for his wrath can flare up in a moment. Blessed are all who take refuge in him PSALM 2:12.

This Son Jesus should be feared of all that may be feared. The devil cannot do anything without the Sons permission. All power belongs to him. Fear him. Love him. He will make your life worth it. He will add value to your existence. He will place within your hand power from on high. And you will be able to declare that you can do all things through Christ who strengthens you. Or else cowardly fall under his might, if you refuse to submit under his authority.